Stole this from Mechanicman.

1.) What is your complete name?

See top of profile page.

2.) Do you find it annoying when surveys ask for your name?

Yes, why do you want to know my name? Are you trying to commit identity theft or something?

3.) What do you plan to buy in the future?

Lots of things. At the moment I plan to buy some Umbrella Corporation patches for a costume I'm making.

4.) Where did you get the underwear you are currently wearing?

Wal-Mart, why do you want to know?

5.) How many pairs of Converse do you own?

0.0 Converse sucks, Caterpillar is the way to go.

6.) Who is your favorite “Family Guy” character?

Family Guy sucks, it's too political.

7.) There is a mummy standing behind you. What do you do?

Return it to the museum it came from, why it's behind me, I don't know.

8.) What do you think of Miley Cyrus?

Her music sucks, but that's just me.

9.) Do you tend to think that you are always right?

Sometimes.

10.) all fave songs?

Are you insane? You want to know all my favorite songs? Well too bad because I'm not saying. (Too many to list)

11.) What was your favorite toy as a child?

LEGOS!!!

12.) Have you thought more about your funeral, or your wedding?

Neither.

13.) Dinosaurs or Unicorns?

Dinosaurs of course. Everyone knows unicorns are gay, Robot Chicken proved it.

14.) What is your favorite musical?

Musicals suck.

15.) You need new jeans. Where do you go?

I don't wear jeans, I wear military pants. I shop at bdu.com

16.) Do you play Video Games?

Sometimes.

17.) Do you think Harry Potter is at all immoral to read?

I have read the series, it seems cheesy to me now.

18.) What do you think of Maroon 5?

CRAP!

19.) What about Coldplay?

CRAP!

20.) Fall Out Boy?

UBER CRAP!

21.) Katy Perry?

CRAP!

22.) How about The All-American Rejects?

Super mega CRAP!!!

23.) Have you ever snuck into an R-rated movie when you weren’t old enough to see it without parents?

No.

24.) The Wii or Xbox 360?

Wii. I don't have an Xbox 360.

25.) Team Demi/Selena or Team Miley?

None. Team WASTE MANAGEMENT is the only team for me.

26.) Who's your fave comedian?

Jim Gaffigan.

27.) What do you think of the Jonas Brothers?

They suck so bad Mickey Mouse beat them up. (South Park reference)

28.) Have you ever slept in a tent, indoors or out?

Yes. Outside, what kind of idiot would sleep in a tent indoors.

29.) What is your favorite kind of Girlscout cookie?

Did someone say girlscout cookies? Give me a truck load of thin mints.

30.) Do you enjoy surveys?

Sometimes, as long as they ask me more than one question.

31.) What do you hear at the moment?

SLIPKNOT.

32.) Why do you think so many people love deviantArt?

Lots of reasons.

33.) What do you think of people who do illegal drugs?

People do illegal drugs because they are brain dead pieces of shit. We all know, PEOPLE = SHIT.

34.) Do you watch the Olympics?

No.

35.) What are your top five favorite Stores ?

Hastings, Hot Topic, Apple Store, Borders, and ebay.

36.) Do you like the new Weezer album?

How about you ask me if I like the new Slipknot and I'll give you an answer.

37.) What did you think of Panic at the Disco taking out the exclamation point in their name?

They suck. Why won't you ask me about some good bands like Rush, Slipknot, RED, Rammstein, Killswitch Engage, Queensryche, Iron Maiden, Five Finger Death Punch, Disturbed...

38.) What is the worst job you have ever had?

Fixing electric motors. It was good money though.

39.) Have you ever been to Minnesota?

No.

40.) What is the strangest thing you’ve ever seen on TV?

South Park.

41.) Do you watch informercials when there is nothing on?

No, unless it's the ShamWow commercial.

42.) What is your favorite Disney Show?

Old Mickey Mouse or Goofy cartoons.

43.) Have you ever seen the Wedding Singer?

What?

44.) Top five reasons people rank things:

They have no lives.

45.) Have you ever gone camping?

Yeah, it sucked.

46.) What do you miss most about elementary school?

Nothing.

47.) What do think of the American Car Industry?

GM will be gone in a matter of years because that IDIOT named Obama is running it, Chrysler is doing alright (thankfully) but I wish the Auto Workers Union didn't have so much control over Chrysler, and Ford is doing very well, too bad I hate most of their cars and trucks.

48.) What is your favorite kind of DQ Blizzard?

Oreo Blizzard.

49.) Has anything funny ever happened to you while in Wendy’s?

No.

50.) What is your current job? If you are applying anywhere, where?

Car Crusher operator.